EMBROIDERED SHIRTS

Won't someone PLEEAASSSEEE buy my house?

I really just want to sell my house. It has been on the market for over a year now. It's such a cute place...I just don't get it. Not too long ago, I was told that there are something like 12 houses available for sale for every one (1) buyer in the state of Michigan right now. I think it's probably like that everywhere, but I'm not really sure. All I know is that I can't afford to be so far away from work anymore.

Anyone need a cottage? A second home? C'mon, who wants to move to Michigan? It has been shown, but there are just too many places for sale. This place is well taken care of and is professionally landscaped!

Our property includes 30 feet of frontage on a 380 acre all sports private lake, with a dock and a two+ car garage. There are 3 bedrooms (2 upstairs, one down) with a small walk in closet in the master bedroom. There is one large bathroom, an open living room/kitchen area, including a flat top electric stove & newer refrigerator. The living room has a nice natural gas fireplace. The kitchen and bathroom have ceramic tile on the floor and counter tops. The house was built in 1993, is approximately1,900 sf, has efficient forced air natural gas heating and central air conditioning and a large deck with stairs down to the lake front.

If I can't sell this place SOOOON, I may have to go into emergency mode as all of our resources are depleated and we can't keep up! And all of this can be YOURS for only $174,900!! It's a good deal for lake front property and I'm sure all two (2) of you that look at my blog are rarin' to go! hahahahee heee heeee ho ho ho...Sniff...sniff...sniff...BREAKDOWN inevitable!

And SHE'S in a huff about embroidered shirts. Send her to public school, then. Then maybe she can use the school clothes (and billions of other clothes that she already has) that I bought before anyone told me that she can't wear real little kid clothes to school. Ugh. (Note: You can be sure that she will get her shirts, but whatever happened to individuality?)

Buy my house and we can afford new shirts for EVERYONE. We'll even have them embroidered for you free of charge...Maybe they could say "Hero" on them or something like that...And all will be well with the world and we can buy fruit for the bowl and gas for our cars.